Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Virus Alert

There is a virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means. DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should let your friends know about this deadly virus. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

8 comments:

Richie said...

Thanx Ash for the ALERT!
I am not waiting for the WORK virus to infect me... On my way out to make a grab for the antidote... u need one too? Buzz me:D

Just A Human said...

My intelligent OS automatically converts WORK virus into FUN applets. I can't acknowledge with WORK, hence acclimatize.

krashwin said...

hey rich, you hardly are out of that antidote. maybe you need the virus, after all.

human, ever since i've known you, i have believed but one thing = you are the virus itself hehehehe...kaisa hai baba?

Chrisann said...

i love work
I even work from home
have entered deadly phase of virus
anti virus of ultimate margherita's at TGIF is not working...

Chrisann said...

you know who is a chronic case?
RA!!!

krashwin said...

Chriss, you work from home too? Now, that's pretty bad, i must say. You must try the antidote along with some music, i guess :)
RA is hopeless, when it comes to work...his phone rings and he panics - that's how he was last time he came home!!!

Chrisann said...

By working I mean grading essays etc and browsing onine for IB stuff....
Rod was supposed to come in may
:s
now I dunno

krashwin said...

hey, chris what exactly do you do? I mean professionally?

and wat do u mean, rod WAS SUPPOSED to come in may. has he changed his plan?