simply bollywood

A)
The villain has the heroine tied to an electric chair with
a long electric wire leading to a switch.
The villain throws the switch and the electricity is now
shown flowing towards the heroin. The hero is running
towards the heroine racing with electricity to save her,
and yes he is catching up.

The villain at this point shouts to his chamcha:
"Charlie voltage baddhao, electicity jaldee jayegi".


B)
-1--
"Khade khade muh kya dekh rahe ho,  jaao,  ab to sab ka
muh meetha karna hai."
(standing standing why face you looking, go, now we
need to sweeten everyone's face)

C)
Frail girl lying on a charpoy, dying of the hindi movie
script writer's favourite fatal illness... yes, "Munni
ko blood cayncer ho gaya hai"
"He bhagwan, meri jaan le le, aur mere beti ki jaan
bacha de" (hey god, if it's all the same to you, wanna
trade my life for my daughter's?)

By this time, everyone is resigned to the fact that
the daughter will kick the bucket within the next two
minutes,  just in time for daaktarjee to come in and
check her pulse...as the background singers start clearing
their throats for the obligatory "aaa...aaa... chorus".

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stop the violence

bring home the light,
for here it's never too bright,
them dead and gone,
the voices still remain,
the torch light continues to torture,
innocent souls sucked into the iron straw,
the laughter ends, madness begins,
at home we have no law,
the hackers hack,
the crackers crack,
low below the line of humanity,
the animal evolves as man dissolves.

u r being watched

don't fool around my blog, i'm watching yawl!

nothing much to write

easy come, easy go,
what i wanna write, i don't know.
read what you can,
but, hell, don't give a damn.
dusty roads, lusty faces,
unbecoming of the f***ing races.
belief's a whore,
religions keep the score.
nothing equalizes,
no one realizes.
punctured brain,
nothing to gain.
bored reading, ready to yawn?
don't blame me, for i did warn!

grrraassshhh!

sinners at large

r and i finally made it to the confession box...the priest was missing.

siamese twins - krash n' slash